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FUCKING POCKETS. PRACTICAL POCKETS.

SERIOUSLY

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

I HATE WOMEN’S PANTS BECAUSE OF THIS VERY REASON.

There is also a special place in Hell for whoever created mockets.

Nothing incites…

Ladies… Purses. C’mon.

Guys can keep their spacious pockets. Few men will ever know the joy of carrying a purse. Surely that is far more tragic than fake pockets.

To be honest, I’m not a fan of pants. It’s something of a special occasion when I wear them, apparently. The boyfriend gets a bit excited and might try slipping his hands into my back pockets when he hugs me. Nothing beats the oh-so-embarrassing decoy pocket stumble.

I forget my purse everysingle time. Also, I’m a complete mess most of the time, so my purse ends up being a carry-around junk pile.

But even then, my problem is with fake pockets is the fact that apparently the look of the pocket was good enough, but not the practicality of the pocket. Pick a side dammit.

Why can’t we do both practical pockets AND purses?!

(Source: all-about-male-privilege)

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